My eye balls are only held in by these crappy $10 sunglasses. sfe ![]() Things I say when I pretend to be smart: "Lastly, there is the problem common to all books about martial arts: at the end of the day, you are either doing it, or you are not. No amout of reading can replace actual training and realistic application." - DAYoung (JAMA V.15 #2) Things I like sometimes anime - books - budo - drinking - eating - friends - karate - martial arts - mma - movies - not working - okinawan karate - orion - playing pool - sex - shorin ryu - sleeping - video games - window cleaning - women - working - | No, I won't let you play games on my computer. These people either think that I'm an idiot or think that I say stupid stuff only half of the time: I love my friends. me: k me: going to see my grandma at the hospital, see ya! my friend: oh shit, sorry, i forgot! my friend: have a good time! I left to see grandma, returned... me: she's dead.... my friend: ? me: my grandma my friend: what?????!??? me: OH, whoops!!! I mean she's discharged... sorry, 15 minutes before we got there. ha ha ha my friend: shit man, you bastard! me: lol my friend: fuck! me: :-D my friend: don't do that! me: hee hee, now at home not working my friend: whatever, i like working me: uh huh my friend: love it! me: uh huh me: http://youliar.ytmnd.com/ me: http://dyingaliar.ytmnd.com/ my friend: lol me: the 2nd one is better imo my friend: yes me: so, how's that work goin for ya? my friend: great, i love it! me: http://bullshanoncatshit.ytmnd.com/ my friend: man you need to be working! me: http://bull-shit.ytmnsfw.com/ me: I am anti-working. my friend: i see that! my friend is away at 3:04:27 PM. my friend signed off at 3:04:41 PM. | Please don't. I would not lie to you.
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